SEMPERTOONS BY GUNNY WOLF

SemperToons brought to you by Gunny Wolf in partnership with MarineParents.com, keeping the family and Marines smiling.



Semper Toons Skin So Smooth

Skin So Smooth

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a 4 panel cartoon joking about a Marines skin care regiment.

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Semper Toons My Pain

My Pain

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a superior Marine saying, "My pain is seeing the weakness in your body!" to a Marine trying to do a pull up.

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Semper Toons Helmet Hair

Helmet Hair

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a Marine with severe helmet hair after taking off their combat helmet.

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Semper Toons Dog Hatch

Dog Hatch

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a Marine saying to his dog, "Since when do I have to bang on your dog hatch 3 times to go for a walk?"

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Semper Toons Good Initiative

Good Initiative

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features an Admin Marine with the text, "Good initiative, bad judgement Marine!"

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Semper Toons 40 Clicks

40 Clicks

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that reads, "After the cease fire, I think you better come down about 40 clicks!!"

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Semper Toons 3 Wishes

3 Wishes

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a cartoon of a SGT finding a lamp with a genie that grants one wish each to a SGT, SSGT, and Gunny.

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Semper Toons Flat Tires

Flat Tires

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a cartoon with text "LATE!??..Well, Huh would you believe three flat tires?"

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Semper Toons 03

03

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a senior Marine making fun of an "03" saying, "Hah! You're an 03, Alright I bet you've been in the field for about Ohhh, 3 hours so far!"

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Semper Toons Weird Like That

Weird Like That

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a Marine that is not scared of a snake or scorpion, but is scared of an Irish Pennant.

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Semper Toons Sembear Fur!

Sembear Fur!

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a teddy bear stuffed animal in a Marine Corps Dress Blue Uniform.

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Semper Toons Throw Back 1994

Low Rider Dilemma

Throw Back 1994

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon to share with Marines and their families. This is a Throw Back of a never before published cartoon from 1994.

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Semper Toons MarineParents 16 Years

MarineParents 16 Years

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features DI Crusher wishing MarineParents.com a Happy 16th Anniversary.

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Semper Toons Turbines Cry Freedom

Turbines Cry Freedom

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a plane with two Marines inside, one commenting to the other, "Man...I bet our turbines cry freedom to those recruits every time we take off!"

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Semper Toons PS Tell Dad

PS Tell Dad

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a female Marine writing to her mother as her D.I. stands a little ways off. She writes to her mother, "P.S. One more thing, Mom...tell Father I now know the answer to 'Who's my daddy"...and it's not him!"

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Semper Toons Why Join?

Why Join?

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a kid talking to a recruiter about why he should join the Marines.

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Semper Toons What Recruits See

What Recruits See

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features new recruits sitting in front of their DIs that look like lions and a dinosaur.

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Semper Toons Recruit, What You Waiting For?

Recruit, What You Waiting For?

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a DI yelling at a recruit to go in "the pit" where the Devil is.

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Semper Toons Born into it

Born into it

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a cartoon situation of three new dads looking at their newborns in a hospital nursery, two of which are in standard hospital cribs, while the middle newborn is in a tent. New dad on the right comments to the Marine dad in the middle, "Wow! Marines really are born into it!", as the Marine dad proudly smiles at his newborn in the tent.

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Semper Toons Recruiting Techniques

Recruiting Techniques

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features the "recruiting techniques" of each branch of the service.

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Semper Toons Monday

Monday

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a cartoon situation in which two Marines notice another Marine with his head in the coffee pot, guzzling all the coffee. The female Marine off to the left says to the other, "Ohh yeah...It's definitely Monday!"

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Semper Toons Superman

Superman

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that reads "At ease Superman! You may be bullet proof... But there is no way you're GRUNT PROOF!!!"

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Semper Toons DI Yellow Footprints

DI Yellow Footprints

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a DI saying "Many have stood on the yellow foot prints... FEW have stepped off earning the title Marine!"

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Semper Toons Three Times to Worry

Three Times to Worry

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a set of four panels. The first states, "Three Times to Worry the Most". The second panel says, "1st Lieutenant: It has been my experience...". The third panel says, "Captain: Trust me!". Finally, the fourth panel says, "Major: Watch this!".

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Semper Toons Devil Dog Talk

Devil Dog Talk

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features Marines talking to eachother with "barks" while Sailors listen in and say "That my friend is devildog talk!"

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Semper Toons Ark

Ark

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a cartoon scene featuring Noah's Ark from the Bible arriving on a beach. Noah's son points to the bulldogs on the beach and says to Noah, "There's the signal, Father!! The bulldogs have landed and secured the beach for us!!"

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Semper Toons Boogie Man

Boogie Man

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a comical reverse rendition of the Boogie Man story, with the Boogie Man himself asking his mom to check his closet for Marines.

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Semper Toons Break Glass

Break Glass

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a Marine sitting at his desk with various trophies and accolaides on the wall. In the right hand corner is a Marine D.I. in gear and cap encased in glass. Above the case is a sign that says, "In case Marines forget who and what they are - BREAK GLASS - ".

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Semper Toons Coffee's Done!

Coffee's Done!

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a comical situation of one Marine shouting to another off-screen, "Hey Gunny! Your coffee's done!", as a demon rises from the cup, signifying just how dark the coffee is.

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Semper Toons In the Band

In the Band

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a cartoon scenario where one Marine is mocking two others who are playing instruments. In the next panel, the two Marines with instruments fire back at their mocker by shooting knives out of their instruments, sending him off running.

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Semper Toons Dear Mom

Dear Mom

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a male Marine recruit writing a letter to his mother as his D.I. stands over his shoulder. The recruit writes, "Dear Mom, I have good news and bad news. The good news is I'm fine! The bad news is...I have a new mom!"

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Semper Toons Devil Pups

Devil Pups

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a child dressed in adult sized Marine D.I. camo gear and cap shouting at a teddy bear, "Get your eyeballs off of me!"

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Semper Toons Hard Corps ATM

Hard Corps ATM

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features three Marines in civilian clothing waiting in line at a Marine Corps-style ATM. Words read by the first Marine in line state, "It says...Transaction not completed: Please try to get your nasty body on the yellow foot prints, quit eyeballin' the freak'n camera, and go get a hair cut...Have a nice day."

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Semper Toons I Got You First!

I Got You First!

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a comical scene between two Marines playing paintball while hiding behind barriers, and claiming who shot who first.

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Semper Toons Let Our Flag Fly

Let Our Flag Fly

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features the Marine flag whipping in the wind, along with quote on top by GySgt Charles J. Wolf Jr., "Let fly, our flag of Honor, Courage, and Commitment, for the winds of Tradition shall forever carry it". Words "Semper Fidelis" sit below in white script font.

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Semper Toons Send Pies

Send Pies

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a funny moment of miscommunication between a Marine and a Platoon leader while at battle. The Platoon leader yells at the Marine, "I said Semper Fi, not send me pies!", while the Marine stands confused behind a stack of pies in boxes.

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Semper Toons Pain Chart

Pain Chart

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that reads "Remember, if it's from the waist up... Marines get Motrin, from the waist down..., Marines get Foot Powder!"

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Semper Toons Tough Forever

Tough Forever

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a cartoon scenario in front of one Army recruiting office and one Marine recruiting office. The advertisment for the Army office on the left reads, "Join Today To Become Army Strong For The Next Four Years", while the Marine office on the right reads, "...Or Join The Marines And Be Tough Forever!"

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Semper Toons USMC

USMC

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a Marine in full camo gear standing in an outdoor setting on the left. The words, "United States Marine Corps" sit on the right.

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Semper Toons Dog What to Do

Dog What to Do

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a Marine saying "I have led thousands of Marines, commanded entire units into battle, given orders that have stopped navy fleets...But, as soon as I get home, I can't event tell the dog what to do!"

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Semper Toons 1st Sgt Say

1st Sgt Say

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features one Marine saying "Come on, what did the First Sgt Say?" to another Marine.

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Semper Toons Mr. President

Mr. President

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a Marine shining a "Batman"-style light with the EGA telling the President (Bush), "Whenever You Need Us, We'll Be There".

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Semper Toons Semper Fidelis

Semper Fidelis

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features low-angle view of Marines standing in front of the American flag on the left with hands gripping the Marine flag on the right. Text "SEMPER FIDELIS" is featured in white script font on the bottom of the image.

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Semper Toons Love My Marine

Love My Marine

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a Marine with a lipstick kiss and the text "I Love My Marine".

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Semper Toons Survived MCT

Survived MCT

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features the phrase "My Marine Survived MCT, Marine Combat Training". With other MCT training components

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Semper Toons Iwo Jima Wolf Quote

Iwo Jima Wolf Quote

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features famous Iwo Jima image with quote by GySgt Charles J. Wolf Jr., "To observe a Marine is inspirational. To be a Marine is exceptional."

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Semper Toons For Country

For Country

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a male or female Marine standing in salute facing the American flag. On top of the image sit the words, "For Honor, For Country". On the bottom are the words, "Honor", "Courage", and "Commitment".

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Semper Toons Eyeballs Move

Eyeballs Move

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a D.I. yelling at a Marine recruit the words, " I HEARD YOUR EYEBALLS MOVE!".

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Semper Toons 20 Questions

20 Questions

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon that features a comical scene between a Marine recruit and an E900 in the morning. Marine recruit asks E900 how his breakfast was, and E900 responds with, "I'll tell ya what I had for breakfast, Mr. 20 Questions...".

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Thanksgiving 2018

THANKSGIVING 2018

DI Crusher Says:

"Chesty and I are thankful for all those who are serving our great nation around the world, those that have served and all of our families that continue to support us every day. Semper Thanks!"

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Marine Corps Birthday 2018

MARINE CORPS BIRTHDAY 2018

243 Years of Ooh Rah And Cake!

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this Happy 243rd Marine Corps Birthday message to share with all Marines and their family members. Marines can have their cake and eat it too!

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Semper Toons Sunday 4

Daylight Savings 2018

"I thought I was late for work!??"

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon to share with Marines and their families. "Daylight savings what? Well... at least my car radio clock will be right again."

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Semper Toons Sunday 4

Halloween 2018

Dracula? More like nastula!

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this cartoon to share with Marines and their families. Happy Halloween Marines and families!

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Mailman Strategies by Gunny Wolf of Semper Toons

MAILMAN STRATEGIES

What recruit parent has not stalked the mailman?

Gunny Wolf from SemperToons has created this rendition of mailman stalking created specifically for MarineParents.com. The postal carrier is in a gilly suit to deliver the mail and has even comouflaged his postal truck to look like an icecream truck while recruit mom scans the neighborhood for the mail truck and delivery.

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